We talk about a bunch of fantasy baseball podcast related thing-a-ma-whosies in today’s fantasy baseball podcast thing-a-ma-whatsie, while I try to work in Hosmer. Hey, I’m not sweating Hosmer. In fact, he should be sweating me, because if he doesn’t start hitting we’re gonna have words. …Please, blog, may I have some more?
Joining Rudy and I this week is Jimmy Pardo, he’s a baseball fan and the comedian who opens for Conan O’Brien every night of the week. Not like that! I mean he warms up the crowd. Not like that! Wait, how were you taking that? …Please, blog, may I have some more?
The news of Longoria’s injury broke (key word) just before we recorded this thing so you have to excuse our voices with the long faces. We own Longoria everywhere. (Rudy even owns him in the RCL, which brings me a very, very small ounce of joy. …Please, blog, may I have some more?
I know what you’re thinking, “Roger Dorn did not drop by Razzball HQ?” Well, Roger Dorn did indeed drop by Razzball HQ and sat down (virtually over Skype) to answer some hard hitting questions. And you thought my tangential Hollywood connections were gonna go to waste. …Please, blog, may I have some more?
Did you hear the one about how so-and-so is no longer a closer but this guy is but he’s not anymore because the other guy is now? Well, you’re about to. Herewithin (which I don’t think is a word, but should be), we go around to every bullpen and then make up teams and make up closers for those made-up teams and talk about those too. …Please, blog, may I have some more?
Afternoon, Razzballers, if I may call you that. If not, tough noogs. We have another very special podcast for all of youse. This podcast is brought to you by nothing in particular. Smell that? That faint odor? That’s nothing in particular! …Please, blog, may I have some more?
Topics discussed on this week’s podcast include something for everyone who’s ever listened to anything ever in their life. Yes, it’s that all encompassing. We didn’t just let the cat out of the bag. We skinned said cat, put it back in the bag, carried it around the block until PETA showed up and threw paint on us. …Please, blog, may I have some more?
You asked about it. You pondered if this day would ever come. You forgot you asked or pondered and went about your business as usual. Now, it’s here — The Razzball Podcast. To make our at-times-indecipherable, at-times-hard-to-stomach voices go down a bit smoother, we have a special contest for anyone who wants to enter. …Please, blog, may I have some more?
Now that you just finished re-watching Drew Brees throw his 37th touchdown pass on Monday Night and end your fantasy playoff hopes, check out the week 13 edition of the Razzball Fantasy Football Podcast! Oh wait, that’s just me? Well check it out anyway!…Please, blog, may I have some more?